1. I have seen too many creepy, creepy children in the library. It's not even noon but the Children of the Corn are up and demanding their fucked up Saturday morning cartoons. Too bad it's Friday and they'll have to make do with eating their parents' brains.
2. I do not like when people leave teddy-bear order forms in the printer, particularly when the order forms include the options "dressed bear" and "undressed bear." I do not want to think about the teddy-murder porn you're making with stop-motion animation in the basement. The lighting by the water heater is inadequate down there.
Comments (2)
Ugh! Your appalling imagery has lent a whole new tone to the making of the breakfast just now! Teddy bear porn! Is nothing goddamn sacred!
Posted by joy | June 28, 2008 9:55 PM
Posted on June 28, 2008 21:55
No. Nothing.
AND YOU LOVE IT.
Posted by ben | June 28, 2008 11:22 PM
Posted on June 28, 2008 23:22