Once upon a time, a young man's eyeballs became moths and fled their sockets. After his wicked stepmother threatened to lock him in the cupboard, the young man moved to California to become a DJ.
A woman with a slight under-bite fed whole peanuts to crows in front of Saint Ann's Academy; in return, the crows told her that her unborn child would grow up to become a dental hygienist. She smiled with her lips shut.
Madonna has begun to remind me of Elizabeth Bathory.
There was once a girl in Newfoundland who grew orchids instead of pubic hair. They smelled so sweet! She'd finger herself for hours, nostrils absently flaring.
Captain Hook's brief career in prostitution ended with unforeseen consequences.
The god Osiris was sliced into pieces by his brother Set and scattered throughout the land. Spurned lovers can be like that. His sister, Isis, put Osiris back together and they got married. Family reunions were awkward.