(Art by David Shannon)
Forget the grotesqueries of manga! What should we truly be terrified of? Ducks riding on bicycles. Ducks riding on bicycles while noticeably inebriated. Do you want to be coming down a street and see that depraved and manic gleam in some waterfowl's mad eyes, the rapid turn of spokes? Do you want to teach children that it's okay to turn ducks into monstrous, half-human obscenities who break laws? That duck, my friends, is completely hammered and operating a vehicle. That duck should not be riding a bike, that duck should be in the Betty Ford Clinic, drying out.
Comments (4)
I'm glad you've addressed this problem. The public has a right to know.
Posted by joy | January 17, 2007 3:46 PM
Posted on January 17, 2007 15:46
Lives hang in the balance.
Posted by ben | January 17, 2007 4:34 PM
Posted on January 17, 2007 16:34
Indeed, nations.
Posted by joy | January 17, 2007 5:09 PM
Posted on January 17, 2007 17:09
Goddamn you and your sensationalist journalism - this duck is OF AGE and was riding the bicycle on his own property.
There was no clear and present harm to anyone else in this situation - in your relentless pursuit of gossip you've ruined this duck's life.
Damn you and your smear campaign, Rawluk.
Posted by Jason | January 18, 2007 10:42 PM
Posted on January 18, 2007 22:42