Well, actually,
I did the dishes.
And I ate.
And I did the dishes.
And then there was Frank and he said: "Yes, sir."
And I said "Sir."
And I didn't drink champagne but I could have.
If I had any.
And I ran out of zen bullets.
And the apartment was clean.
And then I said: "Huh."
I fixed a comma that was supposed to be a period.
And I started again.