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There's a United Nations in my brain, and its a hardcore one.

After severe criticisms by various countries were levelled against the United States for their foreign policy, the United Nations unanimously agreed to abolish the concept of the "dual citizen" and replace it instead with "duel citizenship," wherein the individual trying to gain access to a country their parents may have had citizenship in must first challenge one of the standard citizens to a duel, the winner being allowed to remain in the country.

It is currently customary that the challenger is allowed to select the date and time for the duel, preferably keeping it relatively soon after the challenge is issued; the native-born citizen is given the responsibility of selecting the weapons for the duel, either pistols or fencing foils. Generally, these duels are fought to the death.

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This is good. It brings to mind my favourite video game quote: 'I'm sorry, I only fight to the death.'

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