But the real fucking story isn't that we accomplished so much tonight while filming, or that Steff's dad shocked everyone by being a really goddam good actor. The real goddam story is that I'm apparently fat according to some little twinky fag at Prism tonight - THE FUCK. My gut is, apparently, "not hot." Oh, I'm sorry that I don't walk around sucking my tummy in all the time. He couldn't decide whether or not to keep his button-up on or take it off with the stupid TANK-TOP (Fuck, I'm sorry, is it really the Nineties again? I'll alert MC Hammer) underneath. He made out with Brandon but we decided he was Johnny Fuckface when he failed to beat Dan to death for the right to the name "Dan," and called this friend of Nathan's, Emily, "fat" as well.
As if to make me feel better, the universe provided a straight guy who bought me a gin & tonic, a sweetheart theatre major named Julie who told me I have amazing bone structure, and some nineteen-year-old who grabbed at my crotch twice for no apparent reason. No touchies! Fuck? Fuck!
This entry was brought to you by the letters "Candied Apple," "China White," "Doctor Pepper," and "Double Fisting Rum-Cokes and Gin-tonics." And the number "Paralyzer" (The fuck? I'm back in Prince George? Drinking paralyzers at the Underworld? Bar fights? Fuckfuckfuck!)
This entry was also brought you by my giant flaming potty mouth.
PS. I miss Michael.
Comments (9)
Weird. Especially in light of that "fat" conversation at Felicita's earlier.
And you DO know that Matt's dad always has the urge to feed you things, right? :)
Posted by Joy | March 25, 2005 10:17 AM
Posted on March 25, 2005 10:17
I do, dimly, recall that.
What did you think of Darcy, by the way?
Posted by ben | March 25, 2005 10:28 AM
Posted on March 25, 2005 10:28
When he left, C and D and I said, "Odd. Very, very odd. Was that just odd?" and then we moved on.
Posted by Joy | March 25, 2005 10:31 AM
Posted on March 25, 2005 10:31
Darling, you're a fucking fabulous, beautiful fag.
(Am I allowed to say the f-word? You know the one I mean...)
Posted by Stiffy | March 25, 2005 10:43 AM
Posted on March 25, 2005 10:43
You have to fill out this form in triplicate to use the word "fabulous." Technically, even -I'm- not supposed to use it, but I'm illegal.
Posted by ben | March 25, 2005 10:59 AM
Posted on March 25, 2005 10:59
Oh honey. Time to call out the lesbian mafia and put the smack down.
Or whatever it is that they do. I'm never really sure, although I do know there will be slurpy noises.
Posted by michael | March 25, 2005 2:15 PM
Posted on March 25, 2005 14:15
Stupid bitch... I bet he'd call STEPHEN fat as well.
Moral of the story: Prism just isn't our scene, beautiful.
PS: I like the triplicate forms-- one in canary, one in robin's egg blue, and one in dusty rose.
Posted by Jason | March 25, 2005 9:38 PM
Posted on March 25, 2005 21:38
Damn...cus if you're fat, then I'm..well...damn.
Seriously, stupid people.
Posted by Sara | March 25, 2005 10:53 PM
Posted on March 25, 2005 22:53
Sara - remember, we're beautiful. Just remember that, and include it in your next memo (in triplicate, of course).
Posted by ben | March 27, 2005 3:51 PM
Posted on March 27, 2005 15:51