My current problem is the fact that I now have to give a stupid presentation on Monday morning using two transparencies, presenting a problem to the audience. I have completely blanked on ideas for this presentation. I hate my brain. It's so stupid and I want to kill it with booze. Unfortunately, there's no booze in the house and raspberry juice while being tasty and the juice equivalent of sexy, is not alcoholic enough to destroy precious brain cells.
What? Overreacting? I know I'm overreacting, that's what I do. I also make disgusting generalizations.
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