Snacky!
Andrew's here, downstairs in fact, languidly attempting to get himself upright and perhaps on the way to the shower so that we might trundle off to Dairy Queen for one of their "cool treats" (never, ever their "hot eats") - that's right, log, a big log of ice cream and chocolate. I'm pulling for the raspberry flavour. At the same time as all of this, he's decided he's a southern belle from Georgia, beautiful people, he's named Bessie Mae (I came up with the name). So anyway, we're going to get this magical thing, this magical log thing, and then we're going to eat some and then I'm going to go to work for four hours - a mere four hour shift! - and meet downtown afterward with the unusual suspects (Michael, Michelle, Jojo) for Hero, this new-fangled Jet Li picture with the wire-walking and the siss-boom-baa. I'm encouraged about potentially attempting a hookah (or houkah).
I'm restarting the "Charlotte and the Wildcats" story, I'd like to have a draft written before I begin my three-day novel, which is not going to be the Johnny and Teiresias novel because I want to put that through the novel-writing class instead. The three-day novel is going to be some kind of a pulp-laden Kilgore Trout novel, not actually about Kilgore (who is, of course, wholly fictional) but just a ridiculous pulp story. The title "Kamikaze Women" lingers in my head from that Husbands and Wives Woody Allen fiasco, and I think that it might be the title of whatever drivel I write that long, long weekend. Thirty pages a day? I can manage that if I don't breathe or think about anything else. Meals by takeaway, of course.
Comments (5)
Maybe we could put Log in the hooka?
Posted by michael | August 27, 2004 12:34 PM
Posted on August 27, 2004 12:34
Sadly, Andrew had a "hot eat." Yes, that's right - he had fries with it. We've already eaten two pieces apiece.
It's name, of course, is Log - it represents and reflects every log we've had in the past (several) and every log we will have in the future (many) - it's like we're symbolically eating that very first log again, and our very last log, and every log in between. I'm not sure what major religious figure's body it turns into when we consume it, but I suspect it might just be Log the Forgiving.
I'd like to find log-flavoured hookah gel.
Posted by ben | August 27, 2004 12:54 PM
Posted on August 27, 2004 12:54
Your italics make me giddy.
*waves to Andrew*
I am assuming this is Andrew S.?
Posted by Jason | August 28, 2004 5:58 PM
Posted on August 28, 2004 17:58
collapses in unexpected fit of giggles, hold the erudition. collapses, i tell you.
i wonder about what ren and stimpy would have to say bout Log.... (it's small, it's creamy, it's food)
Posted by ayla | August 29, 2004 3:40 PM
Posted on August 29, 2004 15:40
"It's log, it's lo-oog, Log's a wonderful toy..."
Posted by ben | August 29, 2004 9:16 PM
Posted on August 29, 2004 21:16