wildcat

My greatest foes today include:

1) Soap Scum - more invulnerable than it should be.
2) Elections Canada - the electronic phone system is creepy with voice recognition software to make it seem more "personal." But really, it's powerless to do anything and you might as well just talk to a real person.
3) Michelle's hair - It's impossible to clean the bathroom when there's all this random long hair everywhere - everywhere - and it snakes out from behind things to try and kill you.

It's beautiful out and I've been a bit moody today. Cleaned the upstairs bathroom but we need some kind of special solvent to kill soap scum. I may have to investigate tomorrow, along with The Draino Issue. I wonder if the bathmat is finished in the washing machine. Had to go all the way downtown for literally five minutes worth of registering to vote in Victoria rather than Prince George, which annoys me mostly because they could have basically done it over the phone in the same amount of time. Hell, an internet equivalent would be good, but they don't seem to have that as far as I know. But I could totally be wrong and stupid. Wouldn't be the first time.

Trying to write silly netfiction to clear my head. Weird resurrecting old characters from four years ago.