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The Buck Stops Here

I hereby declare myself an Axis of Evil. I will consume all of my own failures and piss them out as sweet, sweet champagne - I will take that champagne and make vengeance smoothies in the blender, mixed with yogurt and my own black, viscous blood. I will not accept a chocolate smoothie if I've ordered a chocolate milkshake. I will roam the streets in a mania, foaming, spewing renegade poems and backward stories that end on a moment of supreme agony. I will wallow in unfufilled dreams, sexual desires, burning sensations. I will call myself Meringue and O, how my mascara will run. I will fail to live up to my own expectations. I will obsess, obsess, obsess over the minutiae of social paranoia, I will recharge myself with shock value, I will condescend as I please, I will laugh at my own pretensions! I will be undesirable.

Comments (3)

Jo:

That was fabulous. Good luck with the job!!! The job of work, I mean.

matt:

Let piety die with the rest of religion! Take your decency and send it into space! Take your rivers, with your demented fish and dead, floating babies, and send them into the lava ravines of Macintosh, Virginia!

RUNNING LIKE THE RIVER STYX!

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