"This is the man who should compensate me for the fucking rug."
- Jeff Bridges as the Dude, The Big Leibowski
They were in the underbrush, trees overhead, knees low to the ground. He wanted to be paid for weaving that rug, but Bitch just ran away with it. Bitch was like that, a coward. He was used to seeing Bitch's lemon-shaped ass retreating in a pair of jeans. Now was the hunt, his fingers attuned to the rhythms of the forest, the wool, and the sheep. He was a hunter and he would bring an end to unfair labour practices--