"Is it true that voluptuous crocodiles
live only in Australia?"
- P. Neruda, The Book of Questions
The Voluptuous Crocodile, with more scaled curves and full bosoms than any other reptile or amphibian, peruses the rivers and dry land of Australia, more voluptuous than even the brassiere snake of Southern Guatamala. Nippled and hunting, the crocodile seduces its prey with teeth like eyes and a habit of flipping its tail like a woman's dancing feet in Moracco. Beware the Voluptuous Crocodile, known to tempt men into a life of baffling sin, also known for the peculiar and lurid haunch of its legs through the underbrush...
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