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Postcard Story: Prawn

Scandalize a prawn with your tongue then pull it off the skewer and into your mouth. Eat. Do this because it makes her uncomfortable and because you hate watching other people eat. The first time you ever ate a prawn was at her house, off imitation Japanese plates; all the cutlery was dirty, not unlike this restaurant which smells of candied yams and brie. Complain loudly that you're out of water and that the least she could do is show you a good time, a final kiss-off before she shoves you out the door of some moving vehicle. You'll never get to floss your teeth beside each other again.

(c) Ben Rawluk 2004 All Rights Reserved

Comments (3)

stunningly dark. I love it.

ben:

My ego swoons! I'm glad.

Disturbing image of the day: Granny Addams in the kitchen with _The Joy of Cooking_ and _Gray's Anatomy_ open in front of her. That movie had so much STUFF going on.

Disturbing image of the day indeed!

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