Mother Goose / Brothers Grimm?

I'd throw my eggs all in one basket cuz I'm irresponsible that way but I'm way more apt to hurl them against a concrete wall and watch the yolk drip down to the pavement like solitude and then there would be a group of people to point and deconstruct and go out for chocolate shakes at some sort of non-existent Mom 'n' Pop diner thing where we play songs on the juke box we couldn't hope to understand and steal things we know aren't worth it. All that really matters is: we ruined those eggs before they ruined us. Smirk and hide the disappointment.