Plathological: since my parents are coming to visit tomorrow:

July 25, 2006

since my parents are coming to visit tomorrow:

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	36.7% When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself	64.8%
Shamelessness	64.3% It takes a couple of drinks	78.9%
Sex Drive	36.8% I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!	77.3%
Straightness	10.7% Knows the other body type like a map	44%
Gayness	23.2% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame	83.8%
Fucking Sick	77% Refreshingly normal	89.9%
You are 43.73% pure Average Score: 72.4%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

Posted by caroline at July 25, 2006 5:56 PM

Comments

Self-Lovin' 65%
Explored the pleasures of the flesh
Shamelessness 85.7%
Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive 86.8%
The Pope is envious
Straightness 55.4%
Felt someone up once
Gayness 96.4%
Repressed, are we?
Fucking Sick 90.3%
Refreshingly normal

I'm 77.24% pure awwwwww

Posted by: Steph at July 25, 2006 7:42 PM

You scored as Either. You brain is neither specifically male nor female in the way you perceive things. As bad as this sounds it can easily mean that you are capable of combining both gender aspects to your advantage. Rather than being genderless you are possibly able think freely. This does not mean that you are bisexual or androgynous or indecisive, but it might.

Either

68%

Female

68%

Male

29%

Neither

18%
Should you be MALE or FEMALE?*
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i had to pick a tie breaker and they were both about equally true, and the other one gave me woman as a result, so i took this to retain some shred of masculinity

Posted by: jeremy at July 25, 2006 10:11 PM

steph!

over 77% pure??

oh.
i have PLANS for you,
little girl.

Posted by: caroline at July 25, 2006 11:07 PM

j--

i have to stop taking these internet tests. the results are making me feel all too shitty about any sort of progress i may have made to Normal Land.

none of my friends have scored as female yet. what the fuck--?

Posted by: caroline at July 25, 2006 11:10 PM

I was only 1% lower than you at purity. Hi 5.

Posted by: Geoff at July 26, 2006 1:51 AM

"Going Somewhere?" Mwahahahaha!!!
Give my love to Demon Spawn, mmmkay?

Posted by: Edmorus at July 26, 2006 5:30 AM

BOB!!!!!!! My dreams have come true! I have found a recording of Bowie and Marianne Faithfull together singing... "I Got You Babe"!!! (Faithfull sounds eerily like Dietrich...)
http://www.daveamason.com/april/mp3/bowiefaithfulbabe%2Emp3
Soooooo happy right now. This is just so breathtakingly bad, it's good.
"There ain't no river we can't climb"??

Posted by: Edmorus at July 26, 2006 12:21 PM

ED-FUCKING-MOROUS

holy shit.

and i thot things were strangely good/bad when marianne had kate moss in her video.

i wanted them to do drugs together, but it never happened.
at least on camera.

off to listen.more typing from me when listen is end.

Posted by: caroline at July 26, 2006 2:29 PM

no, no you are right. she DOES sound eerily like Dietrich. and I thought her only vocal range as of now was sex on the gravel. I think the her vocals may be a result of bowie almost entirely overshadowing her--it's like he's standing at the front of the stage and she, well she just sounds like she's placed in the back. I doubt this kind of thing can be filed under the category of "innovative recording." but oh well. we have the clip.

is this from that recent album where she works with all those other people or is this just something else entirely?

Posted by: caroline at July 26, 2006 2:39 PM

Godfrey,

we are pimps.

Posted by: caroline at July 26, 2006 3:04 PM