1. Baby lax, cut with. Or my intestine can’t handle it. In any case: cocaine bundled in porn mag shreds, “I’d love to fuck,” bleached blond on the flap told us.
2. A lot of roadworks going on today, streets blocked, men in holes, helmets poking up from the underground. This will hamper my ability to get to public washrooms quickly because I will, as alluded to above, be shitting all day, with ferocity.
3. Yeah, hardcore. Remember what Ol' Dirty said: I'LL FUCK YOUR ASS UP.
4. I totally slept in leather last night! I’ve justified myself! I’m justified!
5. Clearly need to set bigger goals for myself.
5. For those who haven’t seen me yet: two days ago, I chop-styled the shit outta my hair and gave myself the most obnoxious, art fag bangs.
6. Neue hair= Bettie Page + 1970s rock & roll (second part of equation as defined by Graeme, props). Anyway: BANGS!
7. Caro’s stupidity: 3, Caro: 0.
8. Choice quote from last night: “I love my Daddy; he raised me on plastic bottled vodka and rolled smokes,” I said.
As if we needed another ten reasons to make fun of you! :p
Posted by: Jaxon at March 17, 2006 12:23 AMhahahahaha! That would be EIGHT reasons, fucktard! As if we needed another reason to call you a mathematically inept fucktard. :D
Posted by: caroline at March 17, 2006 1:17 AMWhat are these bangs? I need evidence.
Posted by: Xavier at March 17, 2006 10:45 AMMy camera's batteries are dead after two years of use. I don't have a digital and new batteries are expensive as all hell. I assure you though, I look like an entirely different person, face framed and I'm apparently apt with the scissors.
Posted by: caroline at March 17, 2006 10:50 AMps,
the bangs are all thick goodness. ;)
Posted by: caroline at March 17, 2006 10:51 AMEvidence must be created using Emily and jermey-s evidence taker.
Yes. The thickness must be recorded, weighed, measured.
Posted by: Xavier at March 17, 2006 5:14 PMI second that motion... if need be go to the photobooth in Bay Centre and scan the results. Sexy results.
M.
Posted by: mat at March 18, 2006 11:22 AMmat, that is a GOOD idea. I will do so. Emily took maaannnnyyy photos of me on friday night with her pentax (!), at my whiny request. I don't know where those will be but I'm really happy: no one takes photos of me because I'm always the one taking the photos! OK, my plan is to have some photos up within the week. No worries, no worries. xoxox
Xavier,
You’re a dollface. That is all. xoxox photos soon I promise and thankyou for CARING.