Plathological

caro, better than sex, the sound of the future

Your Candy Heart Says "Get Real"

You're a bit of a cynic when it comes to love. You don't lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: is all about the person you're seeing (with no mentions of v-day!) Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic What turns you off: romantic expectations and "greeting card" holidays Why you're hot: you don't just play hard to get - you are hard to get

a big "by the way" to me: If all goes well, in a few months, I'll have a university degree. Right. OK. I think that's really fucking me up. I don't know if a feel any smarter, per say. If anything, I feel hardened. Like: gun barrel metaphors would work here. I do think my ability to express my thoughts more precisely has increased, as has my frame of reference. I'm not sure if that equals smarter. For example:

Caro, coming out of the bathroom a few minutes ago: Your pants are in the bathroom.

Jaxon: Really???

Caro: Yeah. They're just chillin on the floor there. You may want to do something about that.

See? Fuck. Communication is radtastic.

TIES EVERYWERE.
TIES EVERYWERE.
TIES EVERYWERE.
TIES EVERYWERE.
TIES EVERYWERE.
[IN MY CLOSET]

Posted by caroline at February 16, 2006 12:07 AM