Plathological: Woman: "I mean, what kind of person marches their daughter into their sixth grade class and announces that their daughter just ate a whole chicken? Who does that? I never forgave her for that."

January 25, 2006

Woman: "I mean, what kind of person marches their daughter into their sixth grade class and announces that their daughter just ate a whole chicken? Who does that? I never forgave her for that."

i.e.:

Artist guy: C'mon honey, I'll draw your picture, make you look like Chewbacca.
--Times Square

Hobo: I got one thing to say to you: "Thank you." And...I got two things to say to you: "Thank you" and "Flame on!"

--F train

Doorman #1: You know what I get to do with her? Besides cuddle, I mean. You know what I do?
Doorman #2: What?
Doorman #1: I get to expose my penis to her.

--43rd & 5th

Posted by caroline at January 25, 2006 4:43 PM