January 13, 2006
What did Nietzsche tell you? What did he SAY?
Whatever. You went to see The Arcade Fire, had an "edgy" abortion, and, while thinking about your life-long affinity with Debbie Harry’s various presentations--she does vocals, you cut your own hair with a razor because no salon in town would comply with your split-end vision of yourself---do it yourself, fucking-post-anti-feminist-feminist-creep. “Are we still all cool with Trent Reznor,” you say. Whatever. Whatever. Your fashion references karen o, like every other bitch whose fashion references karen o. You're too stupid to have any facial expressions. I don’t even know what side or pixel of irony you’re on anymore--you’ve crossed some line, become some sort of anaemic, bunny-eared manifestation that I’m too fucking tired to even try to classify anymore--the bunny is brown, the dj hanged, the afternoons alcoholic not that you would have any sense. I CAN’T DEAL WITH ALL THESE HYPHENS ANYMORE. You took polaroids of everything. There are blossoms and "cute shoes" in every.single.one. whatever. Rot in hell, become an intern, flip through the latest Japanese issue of Vogue on your coffee break, pirate the latest version of Dreamweaver, work your way up--get away from me, kiss the boyz, write with no-caps and really tiny, unreadable font because you have nothing to say, make a crappy zine littered with line art--kitten, bitch.
"You're too stupid to have facial expressions" is the greatest line ever.
Posted by: ben at January 13, 2006 8:50 AMI think I know who we're talking about, hmmm...and... then... she invariably asks herself:
"But, am I... Indie Enough?"
Posted by: Xavier at January 13, 2006 9:29 AMThe appropriate response to someone saying that, X, is: "Ma, git the gun..."
Posted by: ben at January 13, 2006 9:31 AMOh yeh-as bring in thee big gunz! These people don't masturbate enough -- and they git miffed if non-fiction is a touch fictional. Ugh.
that's really funny, matt: I was going to add something about how they need to masturbate more. I read the first few pages of Frey's book and IT WAS MOVING. For Christ’s sake. They have o be kidding me. What he did in changing a few details is no different than them photoshopping the fuck out of a photo of to make them look better than they actually are. OR: READING RIMBAUD FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THAT IT MAKES THEM LOOK COOL. Which I, above all, find most offensive: I'VE BEEN READING RIMBAUD SINCE I WAS TWELVE! HE'S IN MY BLOOD LIKE MY MOTHER IS IN MY BLOOD HOW DARE YOU USE HIM FOR YOUR MEANS OF IMAGE!!!!
xavier-- i love how i can pin them down in a few sentences and everything is clear. i love how i can PEG THEIR INDIVIDUALITY AND "REBELLION" down. "The rebel sell" is right. now, let's get a loft space, get in with "the ethnic" crowd and talk in monosyllables with our dead eyes and rat faces.
Posted by: caroline at January 13, 2006 3:47 PMBen: it comes with the pants. ;)
Posted by: caroline at January 13, 2006 3:48 PMmeaning: the utter lack of penis, having nothing valid to work towards.
Posted by: caroline at January 13, 2006 3:48 PMWho is in this photograph?
Posted by: Xavier at January 16, 2006 4:33 PMwhoa. I just got online. weiiiirrdd. It's Chloe Sevigny. ;)
Posted by: caroline at January 16, 2006 4:35 PM