October 19, 2005

This is all so . . . . Szpakian

Genghis Khunt
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMf)

We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture:



But we figured you wouldn't understand, and rightly so. We don't understand either. So you are Genghis Khunt: master of man, bringer of pain--riding your way to conquest after conquest.

Your sexual avarice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still you look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.

Your exact opposite:
The Sonnet

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer
Personality-wise, you're carefree and relatively easy-going. You don't plan things out ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you.

But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.


AVOID: The Slow Dancer
CONSIDER: The 5-Night Stand, The Hornivore, The Playboy


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test.
Posted by caroline at October 19, 2005 2:09 AM
Comments

Random Brutal Sex Master!

Posted by: caroline at October 19, 2005 2:21 AM

Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer!

Posted by: caroline at October 19, 2005 2:22 AM

take five seconds to lock the doors, and you'll be fine. !

Posted by: caroline at October 19, 2005 2:23 AM

hahaha!

seriously.

Posted by: caroline at October 19, 2005 2:24 AM

I'm so utterly offended by my category.

Posted by: ben at October 19, 2005 9:28 AM

your "category."
that's a strange word.

Well you probably should be.

Posted by: caroline at October 19, 2005 4:35 PM

I'm offended too. For some reason I was a "window shopper." (??)

Posted by: joy at October 19, 2005 6:38 PM

Apparently everyone can see how destructive I am and they don't want to get involved with me. And if by chance I do end up with someone, I'm doomed to utterly destroy the relationship at some point.

Lovely.

Posted by: ben at October 19, 2005 6:41 PM

hahah. It's not possible for me to take any of this seriously. speaking of categories. . .

but, in the meantime, I'm so offended, because Lolita was, after all, a "maneater."

Posted by: caroline at October 19, 2005 6:45 PM

I hear Humbert Humbert goes well with BBQ sauce.

Posted by: ben at October 19, 2005 9:21 PM

mmmmmm, oldman ribs, well sauced. mmm . .

;)

Posted by: caroline at October 19, 2005 9:28 PM