Plathological

I think it is a positive sign that she didn’t upchuck last night.

This is from Joy. The instructions are as follows: google “(Caroline) needs” using your own name and the quotes and see what you get. What I got is a solution to all my life’s problems. Second to last is my new official Life Goal, because I owe them:

Caroline needs at least ten frogs from each location.
Caroline needs to calculate an hourly heat input rate for her natural gas.
Caroline needs the money but is reluctant to take from a child.
Caroline needs many buddies, and even more prayers.
Caroline needs a car to get to the supermarket.
Caroline needs an MRI every year for the rest of her life.
Caroline needs to find a central London location for the event.
Caroline needs help coving a bedroom ceiling.
Caroline needs other people for almost every thing and is surprised when she doesn’t get her way.
Caroline needs to find a way to begin to make amends for what she has done.
Caroline needs to be able to trust her heart.
Caroline needs to be mocked for saying this.
Caroline needs to be more sexy.
Caroline needs to learn to express her opinion even if it's not flattering before she finds herself caught up in a lie.
Caroline needs a reference group that is familiar with the context in Central Asia.
Caroline needs some work on her teeth.
Caroline needs you to sponsor her.
Caroline needs fluids, and we worry (probably unnecessarily) that she isn't getting enough.
Caroline needs a kiss.
Caroline needs my full attention and energy. I think it is a positive sign that she didn’t upchuck last night.
Caroline needs help to deliver food and medicine to the starving Cheyenne people, to whom she owes her life.
Caroline needs to learn, roses really smell like poo poo.