Mum phoned, she was soaking in the hot springs for awhile. After the new year, Ralph Klein is sending all Alberta residents a cheque for 400 dollars. He’s also looking into the possibility of two years of free tuition. I’m not looking smug. Not like I deserve it or anything. I’m just highly involved in raping the landscape, and free money is my reward. Sinister, sinister, the family business, dirty kind of homeland love. I mean hey, a massive surplus is a massive surplus. Give me urban, give me leggings, plucked brows, the importance of keeping your assigned number close to heart, reachable by hand, JUST A PHONE CALL AWAY.
The bottom line is that there’s a fat, grizzled, alcoholic cowboy throwing money at my face. And I will sure to put it down the front of my pants. "Give me my money back, I want my money back, you bitch." OK. Now I'm laughing.