I would just like everyone to know that I bought a new (cruiser) bike last night an hour before closing time:
1) As a result: I love everybody.
2) It makes me love everybody.
3) I love everybody because I’m a materialist at heart. I’m also a minimalist though, so there’s a healthy balance.
4) My bike is black. It has flames on it.
5) Its back tire is fatter than my head.
6) I wanted it all summer and now it was on sale: 60% off!
7) It’s hideous in a full body tattoo kind of way. Perhaps in a dawn-is-fast-approaching-and-I-just-got-out-of-prison-and-I’m-going-to-get-some-Mr. Tubesteak-and-then-rape-you-with-a-cigarette-hanging-out-of-the-side-of-my-face, kind of way.
8) It's a machine! I'm a machine!
9) Impulse buying that can hardly be considered an impulse.
Drinking wine by the river in Esquimalt last night. Magic ensues with random Polish people, corrugated punk screaming and the unreal land whose only purpose is to divide people going in opposite directions. The thought of flipping my body into a cartwheel still freaks me out. After the gay bar where there was a sizable group of fancy red&white polkadot people, I watched a movie about male prostitutes in California while eating beefy cheese and a carebear cookie with the boys. I didn't go to bed until five in the morning.
Posted by caroline at September 24, 2005 2:24 PMGood God Caro! That bike is the hottest piece of machinery I have ever laid my eyes upon. It turned my loins like you wouldn't believe when you asked me to get a salesperson to help "at the promo bike section" at London Drugs. And what the hell was with that crazy entourage of polkadotted women and one guy at the gay bar?! It must have been some cult like kids looking for some groupable action of some kind or something.
Posted by: Jaxon at September 25, 2005 11:13 AMOh, I don't think they needed any help in the art of grouping . .I mean--judging by the overt synchronicity of their patterned fabrics. I’m still sneezing. And drinking a lot of OJ.
Was the movie JOHNS? With a skeezy famous guy?
Posted by: m at September 26, 2005 12:21 AMhahahaha!!!
uhh: yes. yes it was, actually. good call.
we came to the conclusion that it was Mr. Skeezy's only good role to date.
the whole film left a really bad taste in my mouth. felt sick after. :/
Posted by: caroline at September 26, 2005 12:33 AM