Plathological

Watch yourself. One day the penis train will have come and gone and you'll be left regular old 6 to 7". Enjoy it while you can, you fucking pervert. I can't believe you publish this stuff. Never, Ever stop.

Caro, your blog became a hardcore porn channel so gradually, I didn't even notice. :)

it must be the wind blowing westward because i swear my penises keep getting smaller & smaller. i don't know what to DO with them. it's like sitting on a strawberry patch.

ma-ri-ko sans Co.,

holy shit, I love you!

together, we make up the better part of Atwood. As if there is a worse part, but still. What the fuck: I'm DATING A GRAD STUDENT MUSICIAN TYPE AND I'M ALL LIKE, YEAH WHATEVER, JUST STICK IT IN, PASS THE ALMOND SHERRY YOU SMELL LIKE LATEX ALL OVER AND ABOUT THAT CORNER . . .

along the runner,

caro.

Ben,

ah yes, there is a certain stealthiest-so-far-gone to me, isn't there. ;)

been thinking about you for the past couple of days, not sure why . . must have been yr. man's recent photos. anyway, please be very much informed that I miss you and your ways of scribbling and why not have tea??

:**

and more general, benign-yet-hardy Caroline weeping.

"weepin' away"

xoxo.

Xavier:

DID YOU NOT JUST LOVE-LOVE MY SEMI-PORN, SEMI-AMELIE-ESQUE NOTE THAT I LEFT IN YOUR DOORWAY THIS LATE AFTERNOON??

standard question. I hardly thought it brilliant, but there were some sequined edges, I mean: fair enough, right?

xoxox,

caro.

ps:

there is always a brief (haha) moment of terror before a man takes out his package for the first time. thankfully, my fears were quelled this time. so, you know: let's not be so fatalistic here. About the future of cock, I me(a)n.

Ah so. Madam, you cum big time West all way China and I show you cock longer than Great Wall. Wen you cumsee?

wfd

first need looksie, dear pervee. see?
men are all they are.

--C.

meaning: i don't give twoshits about your cock or any cock for that matter/anti-matter (the later being a more apt term). but, feel free to send it to me in the mail, flesh and blood, right off the bone . .is what I meant in my last message. In case I was being too vague.