THINGS TO DO BEFORE I KICK THE BUCKET:
--Mix drinks, mingle. Have an orgy with two homeless guys ripped on acid and my best gay friend while listening to The Knife: I don’t like it easy, I don’t like it the straight way . . .and we raise our heads for the colour reeeeeeeeeeed rreeeeeeeeeeee----eeddd.
Oh, . . .wait: I TOTALLY did that last night.
One more thing marked off the checklist. Why haven't I been having orgies all my life?? Why haven't I been introduced to this SOONER? Why am I such a fantastically good whore? Time and place for everything, Caroline, time and place. You're in the COMPUTER LAB, for christ's sake. Calm. Down. Oh god I love myself. As a person. But even more as a woman.
ps,
they were like semi-homless. they were staying at the sally-ann and really wamnted to get us some pure, uncut MDMA. that didn't happen. but the orgy did.
Posted by: caroline at June 4, 2005 1:16 PMpps,
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
oh my god. i felt so dirty (not dirt dirty, but whore dirty) this morning. so i spent an hour cleaning the house - trying to clean my head out. i guess im not as good a orgy-er as you are... comsidering i cant remember much except how the guys dick was really stubby... and the few moments where i was convinced that xavier had come back and was sucking me off... i cant even remember their names... disturbing... i drink too much... PACE YOURSELF... i should know that - my father was always very vocal about PACING...
Posted by: mat at June 4, 2005 7:03 PMyou guys are nuts.
or maybe just really proactive, i haven't decided.
i prefer it when sex isn't this Serious Thing. Because if it is I start to go nuts and loose my sense of self and where I'm going. This orgy thing was like the ultimate in play(time). Play is good. Play is best. It makes me feel powerful and whole inside.
Mat:
Yeah, apparently, we’re *so totally proactive*.
Ahahah!
Oh god my starving body hurts from the smallest laugh. Go starvation!!
ps,
go spelling mistakes/grotesque grammar errors!
seem to go hand-in-hand with starvation.
god, I'm such a retard.
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