Oh, & just thought I’d share this with you; shall we go through its stunning attributes? I‘ve highlighted my favourite parts:
DEFINITE NON-SMOKER, non-drinker/druggie. Mature, quiet, clean habits female wanted to share 2-bedroom suite in house. Fairfield. Unfurnished room. Coin laundry. $345 + hydro. Hot water included and partial heat. May 1st.”
I’m going to call and say I’m an obsessive compulsive fruitarian who makes her own cleaning supplies in chemistry class. I will also be sure to use to word "druggie" during said telephone exchange. When the first word of your ad is a fully capitalized “DEFINITE,” it really and truly does make people want to phone and inquire about the place, I mean, seeing as you have SUCH A DEFINITE easy going nature, and all. Pleasant, all round. And good thing it’s unfurnished; I was just going to bring my yoga mat, anyway. It's really all I need.
more, more more.
how do you like it?
how do you like?
You kill me. God.
My sides.
I love the fact that I'm replying to this on your computer while you're not home. my day is complete. :)
xoxo
Posted by: Caroline at April 15, 2005 9:08 PM