Plathological

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Please fill in the following blank:

Caroline deserves to die because she ____________.

I’ll get you started, because I like to think of myself as helpful, if anything at all. I will keep adding to the list as I see fit.

Caroline deserves to die because she:

-- is socially awkward.
-- is a smoker.
-- drinks too much, too often.
-- is too sexually forward for her age and gender.
-- is too forward period.
-- doesn’t know her own limits.
-- is a terrible and useless writer.
-- she hates children. she really does.
-- can’t manage money or her own life.
-- can never be on time for anything.
-- is grotesquely fat. fat fat fat.
-- has little to no respect for authority.
-- can’t lead OR follow.
-- doesn’t internally understand or appreciate in the least the basic values and structures upon which society is built.
-- always needs to be the centre of attention.
-- hates it when people touch her.
-- isolates herself completely for disgusting periods of time.
-- is a histrionic, bi-polar, borderline personality bitch.
--actually gets pleasure out of watching water boil.
--is rather heartless, when it comes down to it.
--flies into unprovoked rages.
--(what’s love got to do with it?)
-- she can’t lie to others but constantly lies to herself.
--she either really likes you or really hates you: there’s no balance or in between in her feelings for other people.
-- she wasn't raised right.
-- she wants to live in a hotel, for obvious reasons.
-- she has learned this about herself in the past few months: she's not particularly interested in the practical application of her work.
-- also: she lives primarily inside her own mind, and may appear to be detached and uninvolved with other people. Actually: she very often is in certain situations. Just look for the glazed eyes. Dead giveaway that you bore her: to death.
--she thinks of most men ironically or, at the very least: theoretically--as theories, they are ideas that are expressed either for or to her. this, of course, makes it so much harder when one or two slice through the papertrain in her mind. The trauma alone. she must save herself the trouble.
-- is pathetic enough to have posted this.

ok: your turn.

I really don’t think anyone’s listening. What do I have to do to get you to believe me????