
Dear Lord,
please pop some plot into me.
three-hundred words and things
are scant. plop!plop!
patiently yours,
try-and-try-again.
Dear tta,
there’s half a mickey of gin
on top of your fridge.
it's a good limit,
in my humble opinion.
also, don't forget
to buy some soap,
a little mental note,
k?
love,
lord.
ps,
you look hot
in that hairclip.
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HE COMES THROUGH!
HE COMES THROUGH
FOR ME!
oh, wait!
Think I’m actually writing thinly veiled
porn, but am in a state where I can’t
quite tell. This excites me. mmmm
hmmmm.