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November 3, 2007

Mass Blog Update - Part 1 - The Grand Final

Alright, so I'm a freakin' liar! It took me ages to finally get off my ass (or is it the other way around considering I'm sitting down to type??) and start this big update. I guess I figured procrastinating such a task only made it bigger, so here goes...

So, I'm gonna take you back to September the 29th - the 2007 AFL Grand Final. For those of you who aren't familiar with Aussie Rules Football, shame on you! Go and educate yourself!
I recall starting the day off fairly hungover from the night before. I don't remember exactly what we did the night previous, but it was probably one of the local bars. We met up with Andrew and Dave at the Nobs station. Whilst on the platform waiting for the train, I mentioned I was going to purchase of a drink at a vending machine. Then Dave says "I've got a drink for ya James!" and proceeds to hand me a beer, to which I replied "Good morning!"
So, we've all headed off to Roppongi. Sleazy foreigner district by night, crazy yobbo town during the day, especially on a day such as this! Now, I've forgotten the name of the bar we went to, but I think it was an Australian one.
Not long after arriving, I caught up with Yuko and Takako. Yuko was in horny heaven as the place was packed with Australian guys. I was just stoked to pick up a decent plate of fish and chips and a real meat pie, which both Hiromi and I indulged in. Now, to Australians this will sound like a pretty povo meal, but in Japan; it's not only scarce but quite expensive.
The game itself was between the Geelong Cats and Port Power. Now, myself being an Adelaide Crows supporter; the Power are my sworn enemy. So naturally, I was barracking for the Cats.
This game was an absolute slaughter from the get-go! Port had absolutely no chance and the Cats almost quadrupled their score. Everyone at the bar was in really good spirits because it was an excellent game. The weather was quite pleasant, so we spent the day just outside the bar.
I actually noticed that since Japan doesn't have the Australia channel anymore, the broadcast we were watching was actually being streamed live from the internet. I was quite impressed with the quality that was being pumped out from Australia (in Japan, the expectation of good quality broadband is a no-brainer).
Afterwards, I remember a fairly crazy train trip home. I feel more comfortable ripping on Japanese people when there are at least 2 other gaijins with me...LOL

We then headed to Odenya, which is Andrew's current favourite bar (I think) and drank for quite some time. Unfortunately, it got to the point where I could barely open my eyes and had to grab a taxi home.

The next update will be a fairly hefty one, as I'll take you through my entire holiday.

November 6, 2007

Mass Blog Update - Part 2.1 - The Long-Awaited Holiday

Preparation

Well, the preparation was quite the nightmare!
I thankfully had a day off due to working a day on the weekend in order to get my Re-Entry VISA, which was extremely quick and easy to obtain!
The tickets however, were completely the opposite.... Once Hiromi and I obtained the money to purchase the tickets to Adelaide and back, we discovered that the seats had all been filled on the flight over. So, I was forced to ask for two unpaid days off in order to get an earlier flight over. Meanwhile, Hiromi was hoping to grab a cancelled seat since she couldn't get any extra days off work. So, I also booked for a cancellation in the hopes that we could get a flight together. This was all quite distressing for us both at the time, as all of our plans were in jeopardy!
Long story short, everything worked out at the last minute and we both managed to get the cancellation flights. However, poor old James here got docked for two days pay that he didn't need to, but had ample time to pack.

The Flight

So, as Hiromi had extremely limited time to work with that week (poor girl had to do 5 days worth of work in less than 3 days), she had to; buy a dress, pack and get us both to the airport with time to board the plane (I was just burdened with carrying close 100 kg of luggage, or a close approximation thereof) ! - Get this - We arrived at the terminal 10 MINUTES before boarding time was finished. I've then discovered that my comfortable thong (flip-flops for you Aussie-impaired out there)-equipped flight and change over to dress shoes (sigh) since Qantas had changed their regulations.
When we finally got on the plane, we were then confronted with the on-board flight personnel questioning the validity of our tickets claiming that the seats shouldn't have filled due to some fault with the tellys and the seatbelts. After much deliberation and insistence that there was nothing wrong with our bloody seatbelts, we were good to go. I soon discovered that it was my telly that had problems. After a bit of fiddling around with re-attempts and changing between subtitles, I got my movies/TV to work without audio glitches.
I watched the following:
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer - I was quite looking forward to this and wasn't dissapointed with the content, just it could have gone for a bit longer!
Live Free or Die Hard (4) - I wasn't actually looking forward to this movie thanks to misinformation from the fools at benheck.com ("I dunooo..., I'm Jason Jones and I rape my Xbox on a daily basis" Ben, you make good mods for consoles, but your podcasts are one-sided, misinformed, critical borefests these days since you stopped talking about games - Get back on track! Oh and yes, of course you are being sponsored by Microsoft as they can afford to pay such a small fee for your thumbs up. After all, isn't that how they allowed you to re-sell xboxes whose warranties are voided?? Of course you plug your DS because Microsoft doesn't make a portable.) who said the movie was going to have a kid in it and was going to be rated PG. However, despite the launching of car to blow up a helicopter (which was obviously put in there for Hollywood wow values) actually lived up to the franchise better than the 3rd movie.
The Borat Movie - No, I'm not going to spell the whole name. I've seen this movie a million times, but I had to watch it again as I couldn't get to sleep.
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas - Couldn't believe they had this available for viewing on the plane! No comment necessary
Thank God You're Here Again, no comment necessary, just watch it.
The Simpsons - There was actually a couple of episodes I hadn't seen....

The food was good and the beer was unlimited once I realised I could buzz them rather than waiting for them to just walk by...

Day 1 - Friday, October 5th aka My Birthday

The day started off with me in Sydney marveling at the fact that my phone had a little suitcase on it to signify that I was traveling abroad and using a foreign telephone operator. We made our through customs, which took some time and caught the second flight to Adelaide. Hiromi was rather impressed with the ocean view as we landed in Adelaide.
Ashley (my friend since high school) picked us up and we enjoyed a pleasant drive from one side of the city to the other. I was quite glad to pick up a pasty and a chicken pie for lunch and Hiromi, a mixed salad. We also picked up a carton of pale ales and made our way back to Ashley's house (not before picking up my new bank card from my dad's work).
We met up with Sheryl (Ashley's mum), Alan (Sheryl's boyfriend) and Alan's daughter.
Eventually, a variety of people showed up:- Matt (a friend from uni), Dylan (friend through Ashley), Lawrie (friend from my high school days, but not the same high school), Kain (HS), Chris (HS), Daniel D. (friend of a friend), Ty (FoaF), Daniel S. (Taekwondo), Mark (Taekwondo), Justin (Primary School), Bruce (a friend through my dad), Tiam (a friend through Kain) and a couple of Alan's kids.
We spent the night catching up and talking up about old times. Drinking and the like...
I remember Sheryl had cooked a dinner for Hiromi and I, which was quite good! I probably didn't take enough photos, but doesn't that always happen?!
I know Hiromi was well-received by everyone (which is to be expected!) and this started off the first of many commentaries on how well she could handle her beer!

Day 2 - Saturday, October 6th aka Dad's Wedding

I think this started off as a fairly lazy day, as we didn't do much at all in the morning. Hiromi got her hair coloured, but and put up whilst Ashley and I wondered SupaBarn in Seaford for a while. Afterwards, it was time to head off to the wedding via taxi.
Once we arrived, we met up with a miriad of family friends and relatives (some of the likes hadn't seen in like....20 years!). There are so many to mention here, so I'll just gloss-over - The Cookes (they are kind-of my relatives but they are kind-of not), Russell (a friend of my dad's of whom I hadn't seen in donkeys years), Marianne and Peter (who was the best man) from Germany, Dennis (kind-of my uncle and kind-of now), Greg and Julie (family friends since before I was born), Bruce (mentioned earlier) and Sharmane and others (who I will probably add to here later...)
The wedding ceremony was very quaint (however, the weather was rather cold). I'm not sure what else to say, I'm not the kind of person who obsesses over every little detail of a wedding....
The reception afterwards had lots of good food and speeches (I of one made one about my father, the details of which I shall spare you...(!) Needless to say, everyone thought it was really good). Everyone had a really good time. Both the wedding and the reception were held at a Winery.
Anyway, I'm just glad Dad and Vivienne were happy and everything went the way they planned it.
Afterwards, we all headed to the hotel part of the winery for a quiet little party and stayed the night. I know I was put to bed for a couple of hours because I had gotten too drunk. Once again, everyone was impressed at how much Hiromi could drink!

Ok, so that's Part 1 of the holiday section of my recap. More to come as it floods to my brain a bit more vividly....

November 7, 2007

Mass Blog Update - Part 2.2 - The Holiday Continues

Day 3 - Sunday, October 7th - A Somewhat Eventful Day

The day started with me waking up in a strange place with a kind of hangover trying to remember where I was. "Oh, that's right! I remember now!"
So, Hiromi and I trecked downstairs to meet everyone. I think everyone except Vivienne was awake by this point. We indulged in a breakfast fit for a king from the 1970's - Eggs, bacon, toast and beer - LOL!
We chatted with Peter and Marianne until the cleaning lady burst in unannounced and unwanted exclaiming "Oh, you're STILL here!" to which we replied, "Yes, is that a problem?". "Well, more people are gonna be coming in soon and this place needs to be cleaned!". After a little bit of discussion, we basically ignored her and let her do her thing. I basically thought "F#$K YOU! Do you know how much we paid for this?! And you, some second-rate, rude as hell cleaning lady has the gaul to tell us to get out just because you wanna move onto your next job?! PFFFFFFT!!" But, why make a scene?
So, Hiromi and I caught a taxi back to Ashley's, got ready to go back out again and headed to Glenelg.
Glenelg was pretty fun. Hiromi (the pachinko fan that she is) wanted to try the pokies (poker machines) at a pub we went to. I got bored of this pretty quickly, but decided to let her play as much as she desired. We then sat down in another pub drinking, eating and listening to the local one-man band.
Hiromi picked up two pairs of shoes and we viewed the sites of Glenelg (It's a phonetic palindrome!). Even though this happened before I had left Adelaide, I still marveled at the buildings that now existed instead of Magic Mountain (OMG! There's a Wikipedia entry for everything!).
We then caught the tram to the city to find that we were too late to do any shopping or go to any clubs (part of me was disappointed to know Hiromi couldn't go to a club, but the other part was relieved because he was sooooo tired). So, we ended up eating dinner at a Greek restaurant, since there wasn't a great many choices (I hope Hiromi was starting to realise why every Australian calls Adelaide boring - screw you "Radelaide" supporters, it still sucks!).
Anyway, we finished off the night at the Hilton Hotel where I can recall being quite disappointed by the lack of room service goodies - just the usual crap, but at least there was a bar fridge. But needless to say, Japanese love hotels have better service available... I tried my first martini that night - A Manhattan - which I quite enjoyed. We had a pretty good view of Victoria Square from our room.

Day 4 - Monday, October 8th - The City, Hahndorf & Oldies

Woke up quite lazily the next day and went downstairs to enjoy an extremely huge and delicious buffet for breakfast. I love it how Hiromi and I were marveling (at least I was) at such a meal in the morning where-as business men were treating it like it was so normal....
After we left the hotel, we wondered around Rundle Mall for a while. Hiromi bought some accessories and some clothes for me. We took the usual tourist pictures - The Sushi Train, The Big Silver Balls, The Pig Statues... It was good to see the heart of the city in full swing again. We had some time to kill after looking in many clothing stores, so we had a look in a manga/comic store; laughing at the how out of date the translated mangas were (if anybody cares to debate why they are do behind with reasonings of licensing, translation and distribution; before you do that, check out the speedy, quality releases of scanlators.

Following this outing, we joined Dad, Vivienne, Peter and Marianne for a trip to Hahndorf; South Australia's German village. As soon as we got there, we gorged ourselves in a massive plate of German cuisine and wheat-based beer at a German-style pub. It was then off to a couple of souvenir stores where we observed traditional Australian knick-knacks and the like and I picked up a couple of bumper stickers. Hiromi was delighted to add a new 1000 yen bill to a wall of international notes.

After that, we headed back down to the South and met up with Matt and Mark (friend from Taekwondo) to sit back and have a chat at the Old Noarlunga Pub, as Hiromi wanted to see a local pub.

I believe that throughout the day, Hiromi picked up alot of snacks to give to friends in Japan.

We retired back at Ashley's that night and just relaxed, chatting more.

Day 5 - Tuesday, October 9th - Hiromi Departs

A mediocre morning as Hiromi packed her things to get ready to leave that afternoon. We went to Collonades. Not a great deal to say about Collonades, apart from the fact that it's alot bigger than before and takes a while to walk through. I remember getting a game guide to Super Paper Mario since the version we have is in Japanese and also a second-hand copy of a Dragon Ball Z RPG for the GBA.
Next, we headed down to Port Noarlunga Jetty. Hiromi bought like a $100 worth of seafood at a restaurant close by. Hiromi wanted a feast before she left. I must say, it was an excellent meal!
We then had a brief look at the Jetty and it's surroundings before leaving for the airport with Ashley.
I hope Hiromi had a good time. We didn't get to do everything she wanted to do, but we do a fair bit in the time that we had.

Next post: James flies solo in Adelaide

Mass Blog Update - Part 2.3 - James Flies Solo in Adelaide

I realise that I'm posting this on the same day as the previous post, but I honestly can't remember the exact times and dates that half of everything happened on. If there are specific dates I will mention them, but nonetheless, this post follows a vaguer format than prior vacation recaps.

Ok, so I remember on one day, Matt and I headed to Glenelg since the stupid woman who sold Hiromi her shoes gave her two left shoes. I was quite happy when we got the swapped over because it was the boss who swapped them back and I got to see the shop clerk get in trouble!

I upgraded Matt's modded PSP to the M33 3.71 custom firmware, (Note: this was the first PSP that I modded when I was back in Australia. The PSP scene didn't have the luxuries that it does now.I recall using the eLoader for a while and then finally downgrading to the 1.50 firmware and using Dark_Alex's ISO Loader to simulate newer firmwares) so he had the full-blown luxuries of the latest PSP scene's achievements. I was glad to have upgraded it to this since 3.71 was the culmination of bugfixes since the 3.60 firmware that was released for the PSP Slim + Lite. I don't foresee many new useful features from here on in, especially considering 3.72 just adjusted some options... I don't like the idea of the PSP S+L, as it saves on volume by removing the protective inner shell. However, the idea of a TV-Out is rather cool...

One thing I did miss was just sitting around with my mates and gas-bagging about nothing in particular. I know Ashley and I got a lot of time to sit around watching/discussing wrestling.

Ashley played my copy of Megaman ZX and managed to complete it fairly quickly. After he completed it, I asked where I had gone wrong. He informed me that he followed a walkthrough and that I had neglected all the side missions and subsequently got no bonus equipment. I'm still deliberating to this day whether it's worth putting in the hours to upgrade my Megaman just to defeat the final boss. (I probably will once I get bored enough.

I dedicated an entire day on Wednesday to doing nothing and Ashley, Dylan and Matt joined me in said lazing about.
Thursday, I was required to go to Platters Plus Catering to provide a tutorial for simple modification of certain aspects of the website.
I was so exhausted from all the late nights in Japan and the sleep I hadn't gotten on the flight over, that I fell asleep quite frequently and easily over these days in Australia by myself.
*Sorry for falling asleep whilst watching The IT Crowd those couple of times Matt and Dylan! We'll talk on Skype soon!*

Friday night was my going away BBQ and the following people were present:
Matt, Dylan, Ashley, Ashley's son Seth, Kain, Kain's daughter Angel, Bree (Kain's GF), Mark and Lawrie.
The BBQ was delicious, it had been a while since I'd had some authentic Aussie BBQ food. I know it doesn't sound like much, but like my first lunch back; my final dinner before leaving was really nostalgic! Another good night had by all.

On Saturday morning, Lawrie and I headed to Collonades for a while and generally caught up on things. I had to get some wine and some more snacks to bring back for Hiromi.
I didn't do alot after that apart from packing. I caught a taxi to the airport (as noone was available to take me down).

The flight back to Japan was over in a flash. I slept for almost the entire flight and arrived early on Sunday morning.

Mass Blog Update - Part 3.1 - Tales of Yester-month: The Live-house

Certain names in the following story have been emitted for reasons that will become apparent...

So, a couple of weeks ago we were invited to go out with a bunch of Hiromi's japanese friends to go out to a live-house.

If you've never been to a live-house in Japan before, it certainly is a welcome experience! Basically, it's a club to go watch bands. But the atmosphere is soooo much different to what I have been accustomed to in previous incarnations of musical outings. You already know what rock concerts and dance clubs are like, so I needn't make direct comparisons.
In a live-house, everyone just kind of stands there. Some people nod their heads and when there is a song that requires it, the crowd will action along with the singer. No moshing, no dancing, no aggressiveness. You can drink alcohol and the bar is always close by. Now, I could be wrong about this next part, but currently the craze in Japanese live-houses appears to be an asian glam metal. I don't know how else to describe it... They have those cool Japanese haircuts reminiscent of Final Fantasy VII and wear really expensive and classy clothes. The music is metal, but the singing is your power style singing the 70's and 80's metal before screaming became all the rage.

We went to a bar and then a ramen place prior to entering.

So, this being my second outing to a live-house, I fully knew what to expect. Before entering said live-house, I was told not to mention anything about the fact that one of the band members was married to one of our friends. The reason being, that all of the band members were to appear single. (Ahh...the life of a rock-star!) I understood this, but the reason became much more apparent to me when we entered as almost the entire live-house was filled with females!
Myself, being accustomed to moving around to enhance my enjoyment of the entire experience, decided to begin a one-person mosh. (You people should know by know; I have no shame!) When it came time for crowd to yell along with the singer, he noticed I was quite loud and strarted grinning at me having noticed I was the most lively one there. So, I thought what the hell and went right up to the front and began head-banging like crazy. After a while, he began pointing me out, saying I was awesome and No.1. Now, the next moment that occurred shows a prime example of Japanese being the sheep they are. As soon as he pointed me out, everyone started headbanging in the hopes that he would think they were cool!

Overall, this was a great night out and I want to go to live-houses more often!

November 10, 2007

Mass Blog Update - Part 3.2 - Tales of Yester-month: The Hon is so Freakin' Far!

This tale also goes back a couple of weeks...

If you haven't heard about the catastrophe that is NOVA, then what rock have you been living under for the past 5 months?? The company as we know it is dead...I don't care what hope you have instilled in you from Sahashi's promises (I have to admit, that now everything is all over; there are so many hilarious stories regarding the infamous NOVA president coming out! Head over to Let's Japan to find some...) and the so-called partial saviour that is G. Communications, there is no hope whatsoever!

So, I've got a few friends that are really struggling right now due to this situation, one of them being Rob. His NOVA accommodation was moved from Kakio to Hon-Atsugi (coincidentally, the same building that housed my first apartment in Japan). Joy and I paid him a visit seeing as there might be a chance we won't see him again.

So, as you might have read from Joy's Blog (see, this is why I gotta keep up with my blogs, so then overlapping of blog content is just pure coincidence and won't appear as me re-writing Joy's recollections...!), we were planning to buy the man some alcohol, but, as usual he was fully armed with a bottle of whiskey. Met his room-mate Dan, who had only been hired by NOVA for a month; so subsequently had never seen a pay-check or advance (sigh..They're pulling more people into the country to suffer!).

We did a lot of catching up and Rob began mixing the whiskey into our beer (which I don't recommend to anyone unless you're some crazy pommy who can stomach anything...). Albeit to say, I ended up hugging the porcelain before retiring later that night after realizing I'd missed the last train.

After Rob dropped Joy off at the train station, had dealt with the ticket machine that ate Joy's money and cursed in Japanese at the train porter who was fully defending said machine's honour (see, the thing that I don't get about this is that he could've checked the machine's log and it would have confirmed the details!); we tried to book a rehearsal studio, but were given the lone option of waiting for 2 hours.

Next morning, woke up in the Hon for the first time in donkey's years (and hopefully the last time - that place is waaay too far!) extremely early and groggily made my way to work zombified as hell.

Mass Blog Update - Part 3.3 - Tales of Yester-month: Halloween Week and Beyond... aka Oh! Bicycle Where Art Thou?

Tuesday, 30th October
*Sigh* I believe this to be the final night that I ever saw my most recent bike. Later on in the week, I vowed to not only cut down on drinking, but also to never drink and ride again!
Fear not, I wasn't involved any kind of accident (my days of skinned knees etc. ended during my junior high school days), however I was a little disappointed (I can see Rob feigning playing a violin now).
Already half inebriated, I pedaled to the local vocal-room vendor to join Joy for an hour (which turned into two) of the usual merriment and camaraderie. After leaving said vendor, I completely forgot about my poor bicycle and proceeded home. (More on this later)
I decided to pay Andrew a visit later and we chatted for a while.

Wednesday, 31st October
Chorus Festival Day - No work, but was required to view the children singing their little hearts all day. Afterwards, a drinking party with all the staff. Sigh....I wouldn't mind all the speeches if I could friggin' understand! (But like many of us, I gulped down more alcohol and accepted that *I* am the stranger in the foreign country who lazily procrastinates his Japanese study)
Met Adrian at the station afterwards and carried home what I believed to be my bike (I can't believe I'm typing about this!), as I had neglected to bring the bike key with me that morning.
The usual with Adrian, Australian TV enjoyed.

Thursday, 1st November
On this night, Hiromi and I joined Yuko, Ryoko, Vikki, Prit and another one of their friends at the Irish Pub, Dubliners in Shinjuku for a few drinks. Vikki, was hilarious as usual!
Not much to tell about this night apart from the fact I became sick of Shinsei Bank and their crappiness when I couldn't find a Shinsei Bank or a 711 (despite my anger, I have yet to change banks - but I need to because the Post Office sucks!). Prit helped me find a 711 in the end.

Friday, 2nd November
Met Joy at the Sakuragicho station after listening to the stupidity-filled antics (this is their description, not mine!) of Dave and Buck in their weekly PWInsider Elite No-Name Show. (I was in awe of how long they crapped on about Tom Hanks!) We headed off to the company Halloween Party. After a bit of searching, we were hailed by the resident Nova Usagi Zombie (Andy) and began the evening.
We sat around with the rest of the early birds who were all keen to begin the nomihoudai experience (and coincidentally were all people we met at Kim's birthday BBQ) but, to our non-avail, all that was available to begin with was wine. I made the assumption that they were trying to save money (more on the assumption in a sec)
Eventually, many people arrived and the festivities began. Joy suggested the notion of a round of 'I Never' which lasted the majority of the night. During said session, I ordered a glass of whiskey. Now, the glass was delivered and announced as whiskey. I sipped down about a third before I realized I wasn't drunk enough to not cringe slightly at the non-mixed spirits and gave it Joy to sample; who then agreed that it was indeed APPLE JUICE!!! My suspicious assumption of the savings attempted by our caterers became all the more supported with additional evidence (a bit of my Phoenix Wright/Gyakuten Saiban playing has shined through in it's influence here!)
Joy and I caught the train home and after being told to be quiet angrily by some elderly businessman, became almost immediately infatuated with this gay Indian dude, who, entertained our drunken selves for the most part of the ride.
We (at least, I think we...) met up with Adrian at Moco (Antique and Junk) to drink with Kim and the rest. I can recall being so drunk that I couldn't play the guitar properly. Towards the end of the night, I returned home to fetch my bike and in a drunken fit of rage; returned to Moco ranting and raving about how somebody had snapped the lock off of my bike!

Saturday, 3rd November
Of course, as I had discovered the next morning; I had taken the wrong bike home! I think this was the point where I had vowed to stop drinking so much...
Had to go to school that day for reasons that don't require explanation (got Monday off). Met Adrian and Hiromi later that day and had dinner. I think we

Sunday, 4th November
Was supposed to join Adrian and Tracey at the Motor Show that day, but ended up sleeping in for waaay too long and subsequently missed the opportunity....

The Rest
To summarise the next week or so, I had missed so much sleep, that I needed to catch up and have been staying at home for the most part. Although, there has been the occasional short outing for a couple of drinks or a dinner, there hasn't really been anything to talk about apart from the fact that I finally landed my first couple of private students (!!).
Needless to say, I feel well rested!

November 21, 2007

Elementary, My Dear Boy aka All Singing, All Dancing, All Over-Acting, Down-Right Amusing

One must excuse the poor ordering of the last week's recollections. I was inspired and decided (and this was quite unexpected!) that the events transpired over the past couple of days were far more memorable than the weekend and prior.

So, at the most opportune time, I've been handed a Get of out of Jail Free card. Wait, perhaps that's way too harsh... I'll settle on a Community Chest card. (Hmm...perhaps after the last few games of Scrabble, I find myself all nostalgic and yearning for a game of Monopoly.)
Life, as it were, has begun to grow stale at the Junior High School as I realise that I need some variety in my occupational happenings. I'm guessing this is part of the reason why the company attempts to alternate our visits between at least two schools.
Now, I think maybe Joy might starting biting her lip whilst reading this in the thought that I might start crapping on my job. Rest assured my dear, that I daren't risk such a feat (I understand under her own experienced pretenses that she refrains to speak of anything directly under any circumstances). However, I shall continue to use the method of not mentioning any names. Despite this commentary, this is in all it's humbleness; a pleasant comparison.
I received a phone-call about a week ago informing that, if I were so inclined, I could accept an offer to split my time between my current Junior High School and an Elementary School. Not knowing what to expect entirely, I decided to take the plunge and give it a shot.

Now, when I received my initial training for the job (having no intentions of teaching at an ES and only being trained for the purpose of an JHS position), I was told that working at an ES was like being a rock star. I have formally decided that whilst "performing" for the children, that premise not only rings true, but is supported by the notion that the noise emulates that of a rock concert itself much of the time. In addition to that, the strain felt on one's body (my back is begging me to lie down as we speak) at times, can be said to emulate that of a mosh pit!

So, without straying from the topic at hand, I shall begin my comparison (which I would like to state, for those of you who haven't stepped foot in the country; might be inexplicably difficult to explain).

The teachers at the JHS are extremely busy and work long hours likening to that of any Japanese business man. They generally have no time during normal school hours to communicate for lengthy periods as they worked to the bone to make sure that their kids receive the best education possible in order to reach great heights of achievement in their high school entrance exam (and in turn; their university entrance exam and the job interview for what will most likely be their first and last occupation as an adult (although, the times are changing and people in this country are gaining the confidence to chop and change as the words "career" and "resume" take on a more Western meaning. But, I digress, the point I'm trying to make here is that you generally only get one chance at most things in this country and the teachers have a responsibility to the well-being of their students).
The teachers that you don't deal with are usually full of what I like "English surprises" in that they will quite surely (but very rarely) burst into a short, but somewhat skilled bout of conversation. However, as previously mentioned, nobody really has time for idle banter.
Nonetheless, this is not an attempt to show them in a negative light, as everyone is generally quite friendly and professional.

The teachers at the ES are quite the opposite. As is the case in any country, they have their class all the time and teach all of the subjects.
This whole teaching English thing is quite new to them (as it has only just begun to be taught to students of this age) and are all extremely excited to not only partner up with a foreigner, but to also learn and/or practice their own English.
When being trained for/informed about the job, I was told the kids are all so cute. But, I have to admit that the teachers are equally cute in a unique way!
They start and finish at the same times as me, which to me implies they have less work and therefore less pressure on their shoulders.

When teaching at a JHS, you are the assistant and present everything in conjunction with the English teacher. You are there to re-enforce all knowledge from the point of view of a fluent speaker and to provide activities to make the drills more fun.
At an ES, YOU are basically the teacher and control most of the proceedings. (Although, I think my teachers are yet to realise that they needn't put in the amount of preparation that they do...) That is to say, there isn't much English taught as it isn't necessary at this level. So, as the title of this entry suggests; there is a lot of singing and dancing to make sure the children's over-flowing energy is spent throughout the proceedings. That combined with my over-acting to keep them smiling and laughing, has convinced me that perhaps this is something I could be more suited to.

Although the kids at both kinds of schools are friendly and quite keen to play around, I find myself acting completely crazy and running around like a madman here at the ES, rather than trying to fit in and be the cool guy at the JHS.
Additionally, I feel that the atmosphere is way more relaxed and I can let things hang out a bit after observing some of the teachers.

At the JHS, you have the choice of the teacher's bento or the kid's canteen lunch. There is a great contrast here as the teacher's bento is very healthy and the canteen provides fairly unhealthy food (for example, fried ham and cheese sandwiches!). But, I guess if the parents want their kids to eat healthy food, they'll send them to school with a home-made bento. Everyone eats in the teacher's room.
At the ES, the teachers eat with their students and everyone plays a role in the serving and cleaning. All the meals are not only healthy, but are cooked at the school, so they are extremely cheap. And lucky me, since I'm designated to every single class, I alternate between the classes; eating lunch with a different group of students every day. (I can't remember the last time I drank milk for lunch!)

When the season was right,I did go swimming with the kids at the JHS (as posted previously, I was privileged enough to be given my own lane). Here at the ES, I've been playing soccer and tag (!). In addition to that, I've been offered to participate in a relay marathon.

Hmmm....that's all I could conjure during this session. More thoughts as they come to mind.
Also, the next post concerns events prior to this week.

November 23, 2007

The Final Wrap-Up is Soon to Come...

Today's minuscule update is dedicated to the /me command in IRC, which is far superior to the Status on Facebook.

James is quite exhausted (which is not a new thing).
James is determined to make his apartment as clean and tidy as possible (the proceedings have already begun).
James is going to catch up with his blog completely to the current time (which again, is not a new thing, but remains a relevant goal).

November 29, 2007

H19/11/29

For today's post I am using the Japanese date format, as I finally worked out what it means. The first part is the year number in the current period. So, we are currently in the 19th year of the Heisei period.

H19/11/17-18
A bunch of us teachers went to the Chiba prefecture to stay at the Mikazuki Spa Hotel.
In order to get there, we travelled along the Tokyo Bay Aqua Line, which I see as one of the great human creations. I couldn't help but feel a tad claustrophobic!
There isn't much to say about the trip, as it was quite fleeting. We only stayed overnight.
We drank, had dinner and went in the spa twice. The spa itself is much like an onsen (hot spring), however since the water doesn't emanate from underground, it can not be referred to as such.
I guess the highlights of the weekend included the incredible view that I witnessed of Tokyo Bay and it's neighbouring mountain when I woke up in the morning and the huge golden bath that was impressive, but not comfortable!
I believe this to be the first time I have ever visited the countryside in Japan. Magnus and I remarked that it very much resembled Australian countryside. But, I guess it's not really much different no matter where you go...

H19/11/23-24-25
This was a long weekend and I spent the majority of it not doing a great deal, as on most weekends; I try to recover from all the fun I've had during the week.
I became re-acquainted with my Internet addiction and watching Scrubs as Hiromi was away in Akita for her friend's wedding.
I also cleaned and tidied the majority of my apartment, something that probably needs to be maintained more often!
Adrian came round on the Sunday night and we enjoyed a good round of The Librarians. I also had a surprise visit from Joy, Sarah and Steph for about 5-10 minutes sometime on the weekend.

H19/11/26
Hiromi arrived back on Monday night and we went to the Cookie Bar Bounenkai. A lot of drinking, eating and general merriment was had. Not much to describe, as I spent the majority of the night trying to speak to people in Japanese.

The Rest
I started and finished reading Fat by Rob Grant last week. I hope to read more of his titles as I've always enjoyed his brand of humor (especially his work on Red Dwarf).
I have to confess that I've put down a couple of books in search of greener and somewhat easier pastures recently. IT by Stephen King appears to be a good read, but I find myself drifting when reading the boring bully stories from their childhood. I also started reading Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh, but I can't be bothered deciphering the Scottish accent that the book is stylized in it's entirety in - at least for the moment.
So, I've begun reading Inconceivable by Ben Elton, which takes an interesting approach with diary entries by the two main characters.

A while ago, Hiromi's DS flash card crashed and in the confusion, I accidentally lost a couple of my save games. Pokemon Diamond, I wasn't fussed about. But, I was rather disappointed that I lost my Legend of Zelda - A Link to the Past save game. I have an older backup, but I'm not sure if I can be bothered recovering the ground I already made.
I completed Gyakuten Saiban 3 / Phoenix Wright - Trials & Tribulations, which as usual, was sooooo entertaining and quite frankly, riveting!
So, I've started playing The Legend of Zelda - Phantom Hourglass.

As I might have mentioned in an earlier post, I brought my GameCube and my PlayStation 2 over from Australia with me. Powering the GameCube was no problem, as the power supply is external and I just therefore needed to get a Japanese power supply.
However, the PS2 is a little bit more complicated as the power supply is inside the machine itself. So, in order to use it in Japan, I needed a 110V ~ 230V Step-up Converter. Hiromi found one for me, but it was for a European type plug, so we had to get an adaptor to convert an Australian plug into a European type. So needless to say, my PS2 setup looks quite amusing!

That said, I've been enjoying Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks and Burnout: Revenge. I am REALLY looking forward to playing Final Fantasy X International Edition!

November 30, 2007

Site Tracking Fun!!

I noticed a while ago that the tiny, eency-weency, little graphic that apparently is required by the extremetracking tracker is being adblocked and therefore the code ceases to work. So, in light of that, I've shifted over to Google Analytics which has provided me with a world of information. I'm so surprised by the number of hits I get from quite the variety of places all over the world!
So, unless you're using a JavaScript blocker (in that case, you're REALLY paranoid!), I can see you!

EDIT: I must also point out that Michael (the owner/webmaster of NegativeSpace) has been a great help whilst I've been customizing my blog!

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