I'm thinking of a number between two and three. Its e!
1. Something that is red:
The comments window from wildcat is still open. I'm stunned, still stunned that it came out so well.
2. Something that is shiny:
The mouse with the bright blue LED has a shiny, black bum. Also: me. I'm shiny.
3: Something that is ugly:
The paint, the carpet, the brown blanket on my bed. I dream of a home filled with colour. Warm, rich colour. Also: Yes, I am shiny.
4. Something that is made of wood:
The desk. My grandfather was the caretaker of our church. He died of cancer when I was eight, but he made this desk from one of the doors before he got sick.
5. Something that is sharp:
I have pencils all over the place. Very few pens. Also: yes, my wit. I can see it over on the table pointing at me.