inbetween

aged wrinkles
steel blue eyes
hiding writhing emotions unseen
boiling beneath the surface.
oh what sadness lies behind those cold blue eyes

fear
loneliness

longing and solitude, again.

Today, my horoscope mentioned "Electronic Nipple." I was intrigued, curious even.

Sadly, google was not up to the task of finding me some electronic nipples. The mighty google could only find 24 web pages that use the term "Electronic Nipple."

I was utterly disappointed, like the time I had fish n' chips in Trafalgar square. That fish and those chips were just like regular Plain Jane chips from Haultain street at home, but I paid more than Plain Jane prices for Trafalgar Fish N' Chips.

Disgusting, but still yummy.

All right, you one reader, this is up to you now. You have a quest. It is your responsibility to write about electronic nipples. Discuss the lightning bolts shooting from them, expound on the virtues of dipolar nipple muscles, and illustrate your battery-powered nipples. Now. Do it now.

Most important, link back to this entry. The entire world must know that Electronic Nipples is a result of a horoscope and negativespace.net.

Please, for the sake of our children.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
Today's Gemini Moon is in a fellow Air sign. This bodes well for you. It promotes romance, playful activities, fun with children and an increased interest in sports and entertainment. This is a good day to invite the gang over for popcorn and beer in front of the Electronic Nipple.

general crap - I didn't notice any Electronic Nipple content. Did you?

S & M Nipples - Another uncreative S&M fan fiction site. Jeepers people, get a life and do it for real for a change!

Ok readers. It is now your turn. I know you can do better than that drivel. I have faith in you.

I'll give $25 to the person who impresses me the most. Contest details determined by me, when ever I choose.

I've always wondered what a Sonic Boom looks like.

Amazing.

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The Matrix: Reloaded opened last weekend. I wanted to see it. It looked like a fun, exciting movie and I like the Matrix universe. Every once in a while, I still watch The Matrix. Maybe the hype just got to me.

Instead of seeing Reloaded, Some friends and I went to Down With Love. It was fun. It was exciting.

It wasn't The Matrix. There were no fight scenes. I was dissapointed. I still wanted to see the Matrix. Oh well, I got voted down.

It really was a fun movie, done up in the '60s style with outrageous costumes and wild sets. They went to far with the sets though, almost to the point where the sets seemed hollow. The writing was interesting, but the actors didn't seem to be taking the movie seriously. They were characters that knew they were spoofing another genre. They even seemed to be winking at the audience at times, as if to ask, "Did you get it? That was a joke!"

I got it, thanks. It wasn't too funny.

The split screens were neat (and a bit of a rip off of Austin Powers), but went too far for a proper spoof. Those scenes wouldn't have been allowed in a true 1960's Rock Hudson/Doris Day movie.

It is a fun movie, but can't even take itself seriously.

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I wish I was a butterfly.

Some company called www.websalesjet.net has decided that I need a new logo (their quite correct, actually) and then decided to send as much mail as possible to an email address that does not exist. I know this because email sent to anything@negativespace.net comes to me.

Wow. I'm impressed.

I've never thought about the spam problem before. I enjoy reading about herbal viagra, a substantial growth in both length and girth, and asian panty porn. One spam offered to sell me an asian woman's panties.

I still wonder what would have happened if I had accepted that one...