inbetween

Here's how my personal life's been, in bullet form ready for power-point.

Mom: crazy. still thinks I'm trying to take away the house. Oh wait, today's tuesday so she loves me and wants to be put in a home. Wait, no its Wednesday, she hates me.

Granny: crazy. Wants me to inherit her car when she dies, hasn't put that in her will, and has been telling her neighbours that she's thinking of selling the car.

Mom: sweet and carin. wants to give granny a walker, one that's measured and designed for her body shape.

Granny: crazy. One of her neighbours offered her a walker previously owned by her deceased grandmother. Granny accepts, tells mom.

Mom: crazy and little red horns are poking out of her head. Tells granny to shove the walker. Granny offers to buy the walker from the neighbour, so mom can pay granny back at christmas.

Granny: crazy. "I just can't win."

me: welcom to my life granny. Don't sell your car.

me: back problem. bent over to pick something up.

my back: "pop"

me: ouch. Two days and counting on the couch. Typing is kinda painful, but today I can use both hands, and I can turn my head from side to side. This is a big improvement.