Brilliant Idea #3753, that will probably never go anywhere.
Lord Tea Cup: a dry, smirking cup of piping hot tea. Some call him lord Earl. Silly english accent.
Vegas: wanker living at a coffee shop. Too dull for dating.
Bobo: the lovable chimp. He does cross words and drinks in his spare time. artistic. paints his face and rubs it on canvas. loads of grant money.
Dingle: baby goat, Ph. D. in astrophysics. Doesn't say much. Jumps and talks to sambucca, doesn't get a response.
Strom Theramen: idiot. makes noises when people come near him. Sings when people look at him. Only wears white pointy headed things.
Mrs. Kaptuknik: landlady. smokes too much. only drinks cheap brandy, and makes cameo appearances.
Sambucca: cat. black. thinks she's a pit bull. Loves the color pink, stares at the wall for hours on end. was Chairman Mao's lover in a previous life. catnip problem. Doesn't ever speak, even though the show's all about her.