| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin' | 20% I wouldn't shake hands, if I were you | 65.1% |
| Shamelessness | 23.8% For Christ's sake, put your clothes on! | 79.3% |
| Sex Drive | 23.7% Humps fire hydrants when nobody's looking | 77.7% |
| Straightness | 35.7% Done the nasty, but not creatively | 44.8% |
| Gayness | 3.6% Makes Dr. Frank-n-Furter look tame | 83.7% |
| Fucking Sick | 46% Don't look in the basement | 90% |
| You are 26.85% pure Average Score: 72.7% | ||