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Newsday.com - AP Technology

China Offers Rewards for Reporting Porn
By Associated Press
October 10, 2004, 5:52 PM EDT

BEIJING -- China's police ministry on Sunday handed out rewards of up to $240 to people who reported pornographic Web sites in a campaign to stamp out online smut, the government said.

I could be rich, I tell you. I could snitch on online porn. I see it everywhere. Well, not everywhere. And not since I stopped using Windows. And not at any of the sites I surf on a regular basis. Sure, there are bookmarks and stuff...

I could still be rich, I tell you!