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Re: wildcat: Your denial is our fuel!

You should name the log before you eat it. It should be something interesting and witty. Being neither interesting, nor witty, I'm going to suggest Log.

Then you should go "logging" -- take Log around town and eat it in different places, in different poses, with different people. And of course, you must photograph Log.

Then give the photos back to the fun (and funny!) people at DQ and ask them for a replacement log, because all these bastardly people ate your new friend, Log.

I just don't know how you'd manage to pronounce log and Log. One has a capital letter. How do you pronounce a capital letter?