I hereby declare myself an Axis of Evil! I hate things that are different from my expectations. I loathe anything I don't understand, especially foreign languages, accents and poodles. I will tell people what I think of them every time they ask. I shall examine, critique, judge, denounce and criticize everything I see around me while ignoring my own flaws. I rightfully pronounce judgment on you, your family, your lawn and those stupid little minions you breed to stand around on my lawn.
Your very soul shall be subject to deconstructionism. Your political, social and theological views are wrong: you will be mocked for even daring to express them in my presence. I shall smite you for defending your friends or their haircuts.
Comments (3)
Thanks Joy, Matt and Ben. That was so much fun.
Posted by michael | June 2, 2004 12:00 PM
Posted on June 2, 2004 12:00
Wait'll you see what TOMORROW brings, baby.
Undesirable! Unbelievable!
Posted by ben | June 2, 2004 1:19 PM
Posted on June 2, 2004 13:19
The undesirables rise! Let the elites smite themselves with their own velour scarves!
Posted by matt | June 3, 2004 12:41 PM
Posted on June 3, 2004 12:41