inbetween

I've never really been one to blog current events. "I went to a party. Bobby bitche slapped Brittany" (note the extra e. that's for the gayness of the bitch slapping). It's really not my style. Maybe tonight though...

Went to the bar with the visiting Stephen the Superqueen. Lovely time, got to bond (in that fag-to-girl way) with Denise. I really like her. I can't imagine what happens when she meets Penny. Oh dear lord, please let these two meet. I wanna be at that party.

On an unrelated note, what is the correct response when someone attractive walks into the washroom with vomit hanging from his mouth? "Excuse me, is that rabies hanging from your mouth?" No, that's not right. Maybe it should be, "Oh. All of a sudden, your as attractive as rabies." Too bad I said, "You look like something I vomited last week. You should really catch up."

And then Denise and I left the toitee and I think I may have danced. They tell me I danced, but I don't believe them.