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Ugh. That was a terrible banana. bananna. bannana. bannanna. How do you spell bannannia? Banania, is that a country somewhere? Is it near Dusseldorf? I like the name Dusseldorf. I think my firstborn son will be named Dusseldorf. I hope I'm spelling that correctly, changing a name on a birth certificate is difficult. I can just imagine the requisite classified ad in some local newspaper.

Be it known on this day that Duseldorf the Great and Powerful has requested his name be changed to Dusseldorf the Mighty and Magnificent. His father appologizes for the unintentionally bad spelling, and regrets his mistake. The boy blames it on a bad banana his father ate, long before he had ever been born.

That would be fun. I think I will take out an advertisement in the Martlet to that exact effect. Perhaps with that exact wording.

Wording is fun. How does one go about wording a sentence? I wonder what silly little mechanisms in a person's brain must fire, which neurons? Do different sentences trigger a different sequence of neurons and synapses to go boom?

What is the sound of one neuron clapping? I bet it goes whizz-bang-zoom-ah!