nb: This category needs to be renamed to "more than eight years, and still counting" but that won't fit for some silly reason that has to do with how the category names are stored.
I have a midterm tomorrow, so rather than study, I'm going to think about my funeral. Really.
I've had a very silly life at times, and I'll be damned if I let my death stop me from being silly. I want a clown at my funeral, with a clown nose, a big red hat and a bubble pipe. He'll be doing balloon animals and other fun stuff like that.
I will be creamated (not like asparagus soup, rather like turned into ashes) and the ashes (not the asparagus soup, duh!) will be stuffed into a soup can (possibly, but not necessarily asparagus soup) and then the soup can will be shot out of a cannon like they do in the Circus. For once in my life (or death, I suppose) I want to be a superhero flying over the crowd.
I want a tombstone somewhere. It should read, "...and something interesting will happen." The name on the tombstone will be "Michael The Great and Powerful - Accept no substitutions" or something equally silly.
It should be disrespectful in as many ways as possible, so long as nobody starts humping. I probably won't be getting any at my funeral, nobody else will either.
Maybe later, I'll start writing my eulogy, or the obituary. That could really be fun.