Today, my horoscope mentioned "Electronic Nipple." I was intrigued, curious even.
Sadly, google was not up to the task of finding me some electronic nipples. The mighty google could only find 24 web pages that use the term "Electronic Nipple."
I was utterly disappointed, like the time I had fish n' chips in Trafalgar square. That fish and those chips were just like regular Plain Jane chips from Haultain street at home, but I paid more than Plain Jane prices for Trafalgar Fish N' Chips.
Disgusting, but still yummy.
All right, you one reader, this is up to you now. You have a quest. It is your responsibility to write about electronic nipples. Discuss the lightning bolts shooting from them, expound on the virtues of dipolar nipple muscles, and illustrate your battery-powered nipples. Now. Do it now.
Most important, link back to this entry. The entire world must know that Electronic Nipples is a result of a horoscope and negativespace.net.
Please, for the sake of our children.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18)
Today's Gemini Moon is in a fellow Air sign. This bodes well for you. It promotes romance, playful activities, fun with children and an increased interest in sports and entertainment. This is a good day to invite the gang over for popcorn and beer in front of the Electronic Nipple.