I was young in the back yard of my childhood home. There was someone else. He was a wizard. He was my enemy. We fought like they do in the Harry Potter movies. I won. We went into the back shed. It was messy. It was green. He was my friend. I was hiding. I found lots more magic wands, but now they were darts. I asked him if he had a magic spell to clean the shed. He did. We found what I was looking for before the battle. I shot a wizard beam/dart thing down the well, and opened the secret passage way.
I was in a hot tub in a public pool complex. There was someone else. A different person. I didn't see his face, but it was a him. We were naked, having sex. There was a sign that said "Sex is free, enjoy." Stephen Segal came into the room, fully clothed [thank the lord!] and pulled the other man up and into the locker room. They argued, and Segal beat him. The other man owed him money but convinced Segal that he was mistaken. After Segal let him go, the man laughed at him and invited me back to the hot tub. As I was leaving to join him in the hot tub, I asked Segal to wait a few minutes, so I could do him.
We went back to the hot tub and got down to business. There were people in the hottub with us, but they were only watching. They were disgusted by what they saw, but couldn't help but watch.
What perverts!