Q. Was in Vancouver. Avocado sushi combo and a triple espresso for dinner. A trip to the consulate. Greasy eggs and fried potatoes in a Eastern-European diner with joyous (a highlight). Treats purchased from w4termelon. Weird television and Heineken in cans with friends.
Ferry ride over today would've been great had it not been for the constant advertisements about living it up on one of British Columbia's most unique experiences. The Pacific Buffet! The Snack Bar! The Video Arcade! The Gift Shop! Don't Stay In Your Retarded Car, Come On Upstairs! It was sunny with a slight breeze, and people's moods were up. Seagulls were around, lots of islands coated in trees. Besides all that, I was agitated by fat fuckers who wore "Property of Texas" t-shirts. Huge families expected the microcosm to accomodate their USD. you have a taste for shit.
Of course wherever I sat it was next to a speaker that would suddenly interrupt my listening in on southern drawl nagging the mountains. More advertisements. Some educating stateswielding propaganda machine woman preached to the masses about the successes of salmon farming, which is a horrible abnormal practise littered with errors. Sunny. Too many kids and tourists. The herd was very stupid. Read "Astonshing Stories" and listened to my own music, just like Yanni. Oh yeah, it was very hot, but who the fuck complained?
A. Computer Nerds.
Folks,
To those who may read this, and for those who don't: wear a couple of layers if you're showing up to the beach-jam tomorrow night!
It could be a little breezy right there on the ocean-front. It's the Pacific, the biggest of them all.
Merci Beaucoup,
Forest Ranger,
Agent 44
1. Have you ever had an addiction?
I don't have an addictive personality. I go through phases where I do something everyday until I'm done with it. Like having a job that allows you to stay up late watching movies and films until the wee hours of the morning. Or only listening to Elliott Smith, or Morphine, until they wear off and I wander over to something different. These are only minor points of life.
2. Are you afraid of the dark?
Used to be. Now I love the dark. Although sleeping in the dark alone isn't the best thing in the world. Especially while camping.
3. What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Strawberry. Something about it.
4. Have you ever been to the circus?
I've never like the circus. I thought it was boring and at a young age I realized that Carnies aren't really people. They're Carnies. I did get to see Cirque de Soleil, and that blew my wee little . . . mind.
5. What do you think of North Korea testing nuclear weapons?
I think Mr. Miagi of N.Korea should get his dick out of his mouth and use it to fuck George W. Bush in his mouth, and Dubya would snowball his antics back into Mr. Miagi's mouth of N. Korea. Some call it porn, others call politics, and still others call it modern areas intertwixt with a splash of coconut.
This nuclear scare is bullshit. Kim Jong-Il is a crazy man from a small country who wouldn't light off a nuke just to please the terrorists, or to plunge the world into darkness. Spindoctors simply want us to believe it in order to complete the dissection of the "Axis of Evil."