Tonight a dinner at a Chinese restaurant that was shaped like the inside of a dragon -- complete with skeleton; ribs that row lengthwise. To get in I had to assault this gong of a bell with a duct taped mallet three times. Then this faux-demon opened a slot in the door and announced some sort of monologue before fading off in the distance. Then a hostess guided us towards an entry way and seated us down to a round table with smooth, classy jazz playing over the wires.
Decent food, better company. Even better than everything else was the pisser. Surprise! Some giant statue of a man with six arms, two of which are holding this giant Rolling Stones style lip mouth, except there's no tongue, and a wide open mouth. I peed into this. When I started to pee, the giant statue started to wave the mouth back and forth, laughing at my attempts of steady aim. There was this one arm with a camera lodged into it, and the flash kept on going off. Piss stream. Piss stream.
Afterwards beers at the Albatross. Did I mention that my brother Ryan and Joy were there? Yeah, they were. And they were in top form! For example: they had beers on the roof of this shit-hole alleyway bar, and they weren't afraid to drink em.
Kabuki-cho, maybe not even spelled right, for some pissing at the Beatles McDonalds and a wanderin lookin at the hoes and hosts wandering the streets looking for cash. We eventually found Loft Plus One. Which is nearby everything one needs to know about Kabuki-cho.
Keep on riding the storm, for it's these fierce winds that give us the poetry we need to stand by.
Posted by matty-b at May 15, 2007 8:24 AMLOFT PLUS ONE!
Posted by: ben at May 15, 2007 11:58 AMyes ben, we found it. we found it, and we are going sometime soon.
jealous?
Awesome times! Going from Chic Tokyo at Seiryumon to the butthole all in one evening! And street touts trying to take us to nudie bars even with Joy there!
Posted by: Ryan at May 17, 2007 7:59 AMAwesome times! Going from a chic Tokyo restaurant to a hole in the wall bar all in one evening! Great times!
Posted by: Ryan at May 17, 2007 8:00 AMYeah, I posted twice. I'm just that cool!
Posted by: Ryan at May 17, 2007 8:01 AMHey, look! A vagina!
Posted by: Joy at May 19, 2007 2:40 AMyou've got one of those!
Posted by: m at May 21, 2007 7:51 AM