November 27, 2006

But Really HE'S Stupid

Spent twelve hours at work today. Most of the lessons were retarded. Drank my face off last night at a welcoming party. By drank my face off I mean had a couple of beers and the crew ordered this bottle of shochu, a clear, vodka like bevvy that goes down easy. I danced on chairs and shook the tambourine.
I sang Kareoke:
Born to Lose, Ray Charles
Bette Davis Eyes, Kim Carnes
I Think I'll Just Stay Here and Drink, Merle Haggard
Understand Your Man, Johnny Cash
Wonderful World, Sam Cooke
One After 909, Beatles
and so on.
The morning was rough, with boring, low-level, uncooperative students.
Good news! The worst kid in one of my kids classes transfered to another class! He's terrible. He punches people in the face, draws on their colouring books, calls me stupid. But really HE'S stupid. He like, hardly knows the alphabet and can't even respond to the most inane questions. He's been toddering around the joint for about two years! And get this; he transfered because I tickled him! Well, True I did, but only because he'd been trying to punch me in the face! I don't get along with most kids. The one's that do love me. The one's that don't are peripheral at most.
Tomorrow should be my Saturday, but I'm working eight hours. Thursday I'm working another twelve hours. Hopefully this pays off.
Oh wait. It will. Four hours overtime will net me nearly 90 Canadian Dollars.

Posted by matty-b at November 27, 2006 5:36 AM
Comments

"The morning was rough, with boring, low-level, uncooperative students!"
It was so good that these sentences didn't mean me.
Because you know, me, it's first student on 1th Dec. today.

Aahaha!!
Your life style is almost typical Japanese's, such as big stress released by karaoke and the shochu over midnight.
You has just become a Japanese as well.

Is there a print of gnome on the statue ?
you know ? The statue is called "mother's tower" which is famous work of the genius artist Taro Okamoto.

・・・At any cases, your child must be not soooo stupid like him.
And as a father, definitely needs have a lot of patients like old tree in future!!
Anyway The small your devil was moved to another class. Please leave!
Congratulations !

Hisayo

Posted by: sayo at December 1, 2006 6:56 AM