1. Have you ever had an addiction?
I don't have an addictive personality. I go through phases where I do something everyday until I'm done with it. Like having a job that allows you to stay up late watching movies and films until the wee hours of the morning. Or only listening to Elliott Smith, or Morphine, until they wear off and I wander over to something different. These are only minor points of life.
2. Are you afraid of the dark?
Used to be. Now I love the dark. Although sleeping in the dark alone isn't the best thing in the world. Especially while camping.
3. What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Strawberry. Something about it.
4. Have you ever been to the circus?
I've never like the circus. I thought it was boring and at a young age I realized that Carnies aren't really people. They're Carnies. I did get to see Cirque de Soleil, and that blew my wee little . . . mind.
5. What do you think of North Korea testing nuclear weapons?
I think Mr. Miagi of N.Korea should get his dick out of his mouth and use it to fuck George W. Bush in his mouth, and Dubya would snowball his antics back into Mr. Miagi's mouth of N. Korea. Some call it porn, others call politics, and still others call it modern areas intertwixt with a splash of coconut.
This nuclear scare is bullshit. Kim Jong-Il is a crazy man from a small country who wouldn't light off a nuke just to please the terrorists, or to plunge the world into darkness. Spindoctors simply want us to believe it in order to complete the dissection of the "Axis of Evil."