But what alcoholic beverage, Friday Five?
1) What is the first alcoholic beverage you ever drank?
I'll go with whiskey, shot after shot in Barber's house and then I went upstairs and played with his rabbit. I punctured a hole through my paper plate and steak juice stained my pants.
2) What is the most memorable experience you have ever had while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage?
Boozing it up on a friend's patio in the valley, late we order pizza, only I have no money, so I bike to the bank, only there's no lights, only forrest. I make it there and back in record time.
3) If you were an alcoholic beverage, what would your ingredients be? Also: shaken, or stirred?
Bourbon, icing sugar, and the branch off a Saskatchewan Birch. Stirred.
4) Which alcoholic beverage do you hate with all your being, and why?
Vodka coolers. I totally miss the point.
5) If you had $1000, which alcoholic beverage would you stock your pantry with?
A quart of scotch. MITCHELL!