The bamboo are ill, and it looks like they may be doomed -- I have little time for ill plants. Today, however, I moved the vase containing the six lucky bamboo into a spot that is almost equally shady, except for in the evening, the leaves catch a little more sunlight. So I funnelled water from the hose down the spears -- is that what they're called?
I need to go to Safeway, get them to make me a sandwich, and once at home cut up the peppergrass I've been growing and lace it into the sandwich, which has: Avacado spread, guacomole, pickled peppers, ciabatta bread, green pickles, tomatoes. Maybe I'll stay in. I may install VICE CITY where I can jump on the hood of a moving car, and kill any stranger walking the streets. Sound horrible? It's a GAME.
I have this image of you with a bonsai tree, carefully tending to it for hours on end before going into the living room and killing imaginary people with a shotgun.
Posted by: ben at August 18, 2005 7:08 PM