Work was polar. It was ice, then hot. There was give, and there was take. A man gave me five dollars to take away a cardboard box, so I went and bought timbits for everyone. I paraded around the showroom saying, "Take some! Have a few!"
I sat on my ass for four hours, and then my ass almost worked itself off the other five. I almost went snowblind from sitting inside a dank warehouse all day, then dealing with boxes filled with styrofoam outside. In the sun, the styrofoam lit up like snow, only it was hard-on stiff.
So afterwork I got my really, really, really good and quite, quite, quite cheap sushi. I got in the house and a draught of rotting fish skin and the cesspool of a kitty litter box curliqued into my nostrils. All of my clean laundry was wrinkled, because I'm a lazy fuck-head.
If I could pay myself, I would. And I would pay you, too.
Posted by matty-b at July 25, 2005 6:32 PM