Damn! I want a daily gardening job where I go to different houses on a daily basis and weed or whatever outside for a few hours. None! Nothing on four websites. Bah! This use of technology baffles me. I don't need too much work, just a little to pass the time. More like to ass the time. Bugger time with a routine whalloping.
I even woke up this morning feeling oddly refreshed after a very relaxing sleep. Now there's nothing to do.
My hair is longer than it's been in five years. It wouldn't be so bad except long hair no longer suits me. It needs to be short. . . but I'm rather poor, so I'm going to cut my hair at the end of the month, either by the barber, or I may spring for a stylist.
I have a new idea. It spins off from another idea I had, the VICTORIA INDICTMENT ANTHOLOGIES VOLUME ONE AND TWO. A few one-liners about the typical archetypal jerks in Victoria: "Mr. Beardy Beard bearding up the place, lank-girl who purges with her too skinny dog."
My new idea: 500 DOE-EYED MOTHER-FUCKERS ON COOK STREET
Love that area of town, but the people there have got to stop thinking it's Melrose Place.
Posted by matty-b at May 10, 2005 10:54 AMSomething odd going on with your blog right now, you've got two copies of this entry up. I'll fix it in a moment.
I think you should do the anthology, with illustrations. That'd be great.
Posted by: michael at May 10, 2005 7:27 PMI was forced to post it twice as the Internet shorted out when I hit the save button.
Posted by: m at May 10, 2005 11:23 PMFor illustrations I would take photographs and draw over them with gold, silver, and black markers.
Posted by: m at May 10, 2005 11:24 PM